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May I suggest you go premium but purchase in India via a VPN. I have been on Premium for the last 3 years at roughly £13 a year (1299 rupees). All you need is a VPN, and any Indian zip code, you can just pay with your normal credit card.
All this cream (SFW)
I suppose using it to smite one or more of your enemies is out of the question?
