Courage is found in unlikely places (xpost from /c/TenForward)

Harumph, bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice bucket by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing

Edit: I accidentally made Bodo Baggins

Hmph. All right, then, keep your secrets...for now.

I was today years old when I first heard this joke - never forget! :-P

Totally stealing this