Trust your hogs brothers
HEY BROTHER, THIS ONE NEEDS A FEW MORE WEATHER AND NEWS WIDGETS. AND MAKE SURE IT’S SLAPPED IN A RUGGED CASE AND TIGHTLY SECURED TO A LEATHER BELT SO IT DOESN’T FALL OUT WHEN CRANKIN’ YOUR HOG.
GOTTA HAVE YOUR COFFEE IN THE MORNING!!!
NOTHING LIKE A CUP OF JOE AND A CRANK OF HOG IN THE AM
THAT WOULD ONLY MAKE ME TRUST IT MORE BROTHER, MORE ROOM FOR HOG CRANKIN' HECK YEAH
PRAISE BE BROTHER
WOW THERE, HANDS ON YER CRANKS BROTHER! WOULDN'T WANT TO LOSE ONE OF OUR FRIENDS!
PRAISE THE HOG AND SAVIOR BROTHER
GOBBLES
GOBBLES? AROOO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOBBLING, MF'ER?