Finally, thank God
37 0 ReplyOk. Remind me in 7 days
20 0 ReplyThank you for your merciful, sweet release! Prepare for a lawsuit if I'm still alive in 8 days
12 0 ReplyThere's something wrong with mine. It's not spinning. Do I still get the death, or do I have to do something special? I don't want to miss out.
11 0 ReplyI see this as an absolute win
9 0 ReplyGuess I'll die!
8 0 ReplyOh well, I had a pretty good run 🤷
Ok, I had a run.
A walk.
A pitiful waddle? Yeah, that sounds more accurate
7 0 Replypromise?
7 0 Reply6 0 ReplyI survived email chains, I'll survive this.
Probably.
6 0 ReplyIf you said something like you will live X more days i would've reposted .
6 0 ReplyIn that case I'm definitely not sharing
6 0 ReplyI can’t wait, personally.
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Gonna put it on my calendar. Thanks.
5 0 ReplyGuys it's not spinning what does this mean
4 0 ReplyYou died seven days ago.
8 0 ReplyTry a better app
4 0 ReplyI'm on the website I get to blame everyone else for breaking the canonical experience muahahaha
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Do you actually want us not to repost it?
4 0 ReplyHow did Facebook 50 to 70 years old or redditors that are max 13 years old ended up hear too ?
4 0 Replyremindme! 8d
3 0 ReplyNice try, but I have immunity dog saved on my computer.
3 0 ReplyAnd you didn't share. You monster.
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Just gonna say bye now cuz I'm not gonna be here next week.
3 0 ReplyIf I could only be so lucky
2 0 ReplySend to my mom. She'll be all over this
2 0 ReplyRIP
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I'm going to take my chances.
2 0 ReplyEat my ass you gay ass nugget.
2 0 ReplyThat took me back to the late 90s
2 0 ReplyDon't threaten me with a good time
2 0 ReplyOof ouch my arteries
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