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I gotta get me one of those.

As a nearly 40-year-old man who loves buying Star Wars Lego, and who has a bread-winning wife, this hit all the way to home.

- Laughed out loud. Then asked for a divorce.
Yeah same, I sent it to her and she said. "I literally laughed out loud"

I'm in this meme, and I'm totally ok with that. Hun if you see this the landspeeder with 1890 pieces please! Love you!

That set is pretty dope.

In case someone doesn’t already know these 58 licensed Star Trek sets: https://www.bluebrixx.com/en/sets/startrek?filter=parts&order=desc&limit=58

- Okay?
  If you want a more LEGO-like feel, you can probably replace the high quality printed blocks with some stickers.

Look at me! I am the trophy wife now!

Where do I get one of those?

This is the dream.

Beverly or the Lego?
- Exactly this.

I hope you mean the Blue Brixx Star Trek set

No, Jean Luc is obviously a man of taste. Star wars is the superior choice, of course.
- He's LEGO pirates of the Caribbean just because old ships. In bottles.

This hit close to home. Except the kids destroy my Lego sets or steal parts.

Use the kragle.

short hair bev crusher changed me permanently

Somehow, I have become both at the same time.

Hmm... and here I've been buying myself all these Lego sets... Have I been doing this wrong all this time?

That said, I've already pre-ordered the Ghost and am pretty hyped for it because I've been staring at the old Ghost set on ebay for a couple years longingly...

...And I still need to finish building my xwing...

Only in my dreams... Only in my dreams.... Or VR I guess at some point.

"HaRdEe HaR hAr, WoMaN nO dO rEaL wOrK. WoMaN oNlY gEt ReWaRdEd FoR bOdY. I iS fUnNy AnD a InTeLeChYuAl!"
Sorry you don’t have a breadwinning executive level wife to buy you Lego sets.
Better luck in the next life!
Please stop projecting your own life onto OP, it’s not healthy dude.
That's not the kind of joke made by people with secure masculinity so I think these few steps can help you:
Picture a woman more successful than you.
Accept that she is not a threat to your ego.
Understand that your self worth isn't defined by other people.
Repeat the phrase "Successful women don't exist ____(despite of/because of/for/to hate/to ruin/to mock) me." Successful women simply exist, whether you are there to observe them or not.
Remove "women are ____" statements from your speech until you no longer feel threatened by them.
Get therapy

Where are all of these competitions or lotteries where you can win bread