Crypto-whatsit? Is that something from one of Bobby's vid'ya games?
It's a new form of money, Hank. VIRTUAL MONEY.
Well, excuse me, Dale, but here where I live, in the REAL WORLD, we already have a perfectly fine money. It's called AMERICAN DOLLARS and it works just fine, I tell ya h'wat.
You say that now, Hank, but wait until the cyber-swarm-uprising of 2034 comes and replaces your precious "real world" with a virtualsphere so indiscernible from what you think you know as real! Wake up and see what's coming on the horizon!
Can you see me kicking your ass on the horizon?
Rip dale you're missed
This is perfect!
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Tell y'what man, you talk'n bout ol' crypto, man, I don't want none-a that ol' bitcoin, none-a that ethereum, man, that ain't money, y'know, talkin' bout dang ol' dogecoin, man.
Yup
Yup.
Mmm-hm.
"Do I look like I know what a bitcoin is?"
Top Left – More or less the default position, sensible enough, if a bit naive. Nothing wrong with this.
Top Right – Having knowledge is a good thing, and so is making decisions based on sound risk-benefit analysis.
Bottom Right – Well, at least it's an informed decision. Just don't try to pass off the risk on someone else if it backfires.
Bottom Left – Oooouuuuh, you don't want to be in this quadrant, trust me…
Everyone who thinks they are in the bottom right, is in the bottom left.
I think the show does a good job at showing how easy it is for Dale and Bill to swap too. Just recently watched the episode where they basically end up in a ditch because they didn't really know how to use a digger - it's hard to tell who is dragging down who.
This made me laugh an inappropriate amount for what it is.
Maybe, but I kinda think Dale wouldn't bother with crypto thinking it's some kinda government psyops or some conspiracy lol
So he would invent his own cryptocurrency
I'm sorry, you want me to pay you in hwatcoin?! We don't accept your silly Canada dollars here, this is Texas.
No the right guy didn’t invest in crypto because he knows it’s too risky
Bitcoin isn't going anywhere unless someone figures out how to successfully hack it. All the other crypto currencies can get fucked.
Fuck Bitcoin and all of its energy and storage wasting.
If we had nuclear fission/fusion creating all of our power, I wouldn't care but we are still using oils and coal to produce electricity.
The world is seeing this effect, We didn't even have a fucking winter in Canada. Shit what tends to be the coldest month of the year we have already seen positive double digits (please join the rest of the world in using real units murika), hell I've biked to work WEARING SHORTS last week
I'm not saying I'm for bitcoin (though I am for a form a currency outside the control of any one government). It's just not going anywhere unless/until it's compromised.
Once someone hacked Bitcoin to give himself a bazillion bitcoin for free. Everyone else could see that - so they just patched the vulnerability - but Bitcoin was hacked.
That's why it ended up going here.
Spot on! 😂
That coin ain't right!
