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Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.
13 0 ReplyThe bubbles help with that extra clean feel
11 0 ReplyI prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.
9 0 Reply“Is Pepsi okay?”
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You haven't lived till you used an effervescent soda water bidet, top it off with a quick spritz of lime, and dry off by wiping with a fresh warm tortilla!
5 0 ReplyFeel it 7 up
4 0 ReplyPuts a whole new spin on this old ad!
3 0 ReplyNever push Q.....
3 0 ReplyWell actually 🤓 according to wikipedia q means tonic or squash and i like both up my ass
5 0 ReplySquirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
1 0 ReplySquirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
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A sprite bidet would either be the best or worst experience of your life
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