Big Fat Missiles To Take Down Big Fat Russian Planes. How Ukraine Brought Back Its Massive S-200s.
Big Fat Missiles To Take Down Big Fat Russian Planes. How Ukraine Brought Back Its Massive S-200s.

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Su-34s Are Russia’s Best Precision Bombers. Which Is Why Ukraine Is Shooting Them Down—As Fast As It Can.

So if missiles are phallic…. (And let’s be honest, they rather are…)
What does that make Russian planes?
A piece of tail
I was gonna go with fucked, but that works too
An ass that gets penetrated without lube but with a run-up.