Programming Languages

C is the sniper you don’t see

ah yes programming languages are jokes themselves, and not the programmers using the wrong tools for the wrong job

C or c++ should be the one in the back, pointing at things...

May i ask why everyone hates JavaScript so much? It's not ironic it's a real question, i can't really get it, is it just because it doesn't have types? Or there's more?

Python knows where the real threat is.

"You guys are stupid. See, they're gonna be lookin' for army guys."

Is python really any better?

Ok, admittedly I was using typescript but honestly, I really enjoyed using JavaScript. I kinda feel like people who shit on it have never used it much, or aren't very experienced, or it just wasn't to their taste and they're jumping on the hate train that the others like to conduct.

(I also understand this is a joke dw)

jokes on you i code the entire stack in JavaScript

Yeah, gonna have to disagree. If I had to choose between JS and Python, I'd shoot myself in the head.

python in the same league as cpp, rust and c# is the real joke

Python is rather the clown. As it is more Scratch than a programming language

Python?

non taken (I dislike JavaScript)

Im just over here in the corner trying to learn Java.

Every few years I go back to giving JS a chance and every time I'm left frustrated. At least it's not as bad as it was a decade ago I guess

PHP is the landmine they are about to step on.

We live in clown world

And I'm the smalltalk soldier in my rainbow uni 🌈

We all know C# is the real clown.

powershell is litterally out of the picture.

College literally tried teaching us programming with JavaScript...