Interesting story and useful safety message, but awful web page design. Who puts white text on a nearly-white speckled background?
Edit: Turns out this isn't the fault of the webpage, other than the choice of background. Text is perfectly readable in Light Mode on Firefox Desktop and Mobile.
There's 3 rooms filled with delicate instruments worth 8 figures total, but the toilets are equipped with the roughest single ply paper your butthole ever will see.
Lab rats will look at and tinker with these all day and night long, be exhausted, happy, angry, satisfied, and sometimes be awed by them in the most incredibly nuanced ways.
When I started the gc was a magic machine filled with elves that made it work.
A few years later the gc fed the ms which is where the elves relocated after I'd figured out their housing situation.
Now they're living within the triple quadrupole, which I'm quite certain I will never fully understand the mechanics of.
It was fun hearing my explanations evolve as I became more experienced, introducing the interns to my toys every year, the ones that stuck around would overhear my explanations and question why I didn't tell them the same thing, "I didn't know how it worked when you got the tour!" Life long learning!