Apple Cancels Work on Electric Car, Ending Decadelong Effort

Shifts team to generative AI.

If your car development team can be transferred to AI developement you weren't building much of a car.

Thank fucking god. Imagine the kind of monetization that would exist inside an Apple car. You think subscription seatwarmers are bad, and they are, but I can guarantee Apple had much worse in mind, and that most companies would simply follow suit.

I was genuinely looking forward to them refusing to install airbags because it compromised the dashboard being 100% screen, and then later installing airbags in a “notch”, but calling them iBags, and advertising them as a revolutionary new feature that only Apple could think different enough to invent.

Not sure why everyone's cheering, more competition is never bad and there are already plenty of manufacturers adding subscriptions and such, I doubt Apple would even have been the worst.

At the very least, they probably would've had a slick UI in a world of crap infotainment UIs.

However they announced Carplay 2 a few years ago and I'm hoping manufacturers will go ahead with adding that as an option so you could just opt in to Apple UI all over the car and revert back at any time. This is probably the best of both worlds. There are plenty of companies that know quite well how to build a car, they just mostly still all suck at UI.

Aww and I was looking forward to a chipped windscreen requiring the replacement of the entire cabin, unless the car had ever been in the rain, in which case fuck you buy a new one.

I really feel for the engineers and devs who don't get to see their project released into the world. Especially after so much effort.

Maybe the i-bike is more appleish? Imagine this, it's a bike like other bikes, but you only need to pedal with one leg, and if you turn the pedal, the whole bike turns. Tilt it back to stop. Sure, you may look fucking stupid running around with only one pedal while your other leg does nothing at all. That's it. Oh, and it's white and smooth in gorme plastic-like design. You can charge your bike but you must remove the seat and turn it upside down using our special turning device since it's 700lbs.

Maybe they relized rhat they cannot trademark the itire and remotely lock it, and sell it for 20 times the price of a regular tire.

Apple was hoping to white label a Chinese ev and slap an iPad in it but the trade war is too hot now for them to deliver.

I think all those dongles hanging off the car would have been a problem anyway

TFA: decade-long

Spell-check: decade-long

OP: decadelong

Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Felicia.

This is good news for everyone else

Instead of trying to make a full electric car, I'm surprised Apple and Google aren't focusing on making a smart AI "head unit" that's compatible with third party car manufacturers. The head unit would control all aspects of the car through the CAN bus and also take camera/sensor inputs from the exterior of the vehicle, and be responsible for things like self-driving, lane assist and all those difficult AI-based features.

This way the car manufacturers could focus on what they do best (building safe reliable hardware) and outsource all the hard AI software problems to tech companies who specialise in this area.

Oh no all those developments that they introduced all going to stop, like nothing, bugger all, and zip.

They literally didn't do anything, they announced the car I think they had a concept vehicle which looked very apple, and then they did nothing at all ever again.

lol

I remember when Tesla begged Apple to buy them

lmaoooo, I've been saying for years there's no way in heaven or hell apple is making a car, and now look what happens

This is layoffs.

They should sell BYD vehicles.

Anyone got a non-paywalled link?

Thank glob, the only apple mobile i want to see is lowly worm's

Relevant video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8-snrLpC2g

Good. Anything else I should worry about?