Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings

It's convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.

I knew it was satire because there's no way he'd give a discount.

Now that is a good article.

all principles must go!

Just take John Oliver's motor coach Clarence, you know you want it !

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Live life like Clarence. You truly deserve it.

/S just to be sure

Just mention the code SCOTUS

It’s our tax season AND election season super combo blowout!