Like bath time

Reality is hard for conservatives, they have to invent new cope every day

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias."
Libs are woke, Rs smoke dope(crack not weed)

"Down here, Woke is a way of life." "Obviously the environment down here is all woke. The ceiling is woke, the floor is woke, the walls are woke, and to an extent the air is woke. And you breathe that in, and you constantly taste the woke."

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- context
No in the west it's people obsessed with identity politics typically held by liberals who are constantly perma offended
- 2012 called, it wants its unproductive and boring observation back.
- West?
  
  Only Russians are so obsessed with "the decadent west".
  
  Why the fuck aren't you mobilized yet?
You can walk the woke but can you woke the walk? Check mate, curious!

Back in the '90s everything messed up was "gay." The teacher won't let you turn in late homework, that's gay. Recess was cut short by a fire alarm, so gay.

I thought we'd moved past that immaturity.

It's almost as though "woke" is being used as a euphemism for something that people can no longer say without getting pushback.
To me, the funny thing is that even back then, you could pinpoint the hatred from the bigots: "stuff is gay" just means "I hate the gays" ... but now the fuckers can't even describe their hatred. Asking them to define what the word woke means basically causes a complete meltdown in their feeble brains. "ITS LIKE ... TRANS CLIMATE THINGS OKAY ... UUUHHHH" and then a quick change of conversation.
When exactly did you think immaturity would be surpassed?
- Yeah, most people never actually grow up, they just get older.
- I had a hopeful but naive view of humanity. I thought that progress in science and technology would naturally lead to a more educated and tolerant society. Sigh.
Woke is the exact same criticism the right has had for the left for about 60 years. Before it was "woke", it was "politically correct", and before it was politically correct it was "bleeding-heart".

Conservatives love to recycle, at least when it comes to ideals.

I can’t updoot this enough. Lol

upwoke
It's an absolute masterpiece and it's going in my permanent collection!

Well I guess I'm woke then.

The process is: left invents a word that actually means something. Conservatives turn it into swear word. Left forgets it means something and never use the word again

Just for once I wish the left would stick to its convictions
- the left didn't invent "woke". Black people invented "woke". It was meant to alert others to the idea that you are aware of racial injustice baked into our society.
You're an engine?

Sez it like it iz

"Anie are you Woke are you woke Anie"

What happens when you stop sleeping in the morning

Teacher told me to get one but I hate Abularies.

“Anything I don't like is woke” conservatives.