Tesla Starts Cybertruck Production Two Years Behind Schedule

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Fuck Tesla without any lube.
- They've gotten so much money for the Cyber Truck "orders" without even delivering a product to the customers for yeaaarrs. How is that legal?
  
  I'll get my $100 deposit back when their $40k electric pickup truck turns out to be $78k, just like Ford did. Not worried.
  
  Beats the shit out of me. But now corporations are being treated as people so maybe it's a welfare subsidy? 😆
  
  As long as they don't realize the funds as income or use them for anything, they can hold deposits pretty much indefinitely. Accountants hate it though.
- They don't even have exhaust ports. Where do I stick PP?
  
  You can make it yourself, all you need is a ball bearing and a reasonably strong arm.
  
  The charging socket might be exciting,
  
  How do you make your name like that?
  
  ⚡️
(To the tune of the old "Spider-Man" theme.)

Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Elon's pervy techno-fuck,
It can hum in your bum
It can make a rich man cum
Go suck! — Go suck a Cybertruck

Cybertruck (hey!) Cybertruck,
Haul a load of Cybertruck,
Smells like poop, Hyperloop,
But it's Elon's special poop
In soup! Eat up for Cybertruck!

In the heat of night
At the scene of a death
"Autopilot was right
When it crushed out your breath!"

Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Friendly neighborhood Cybertruck,
Are you pissed? Here's the gist:
Cybertruck does not exist.
Still pissed? Sign up on the list!
Sign up for Cybertruuuuuuuuck!
Is the Cyber Truck going to be plagued with issues?
Ugly truck, but looking forward to seeing one soon
Finally, a Tesla for the Elon/MAGA supporters.
Thpppt, if I do buy an EV it'll probably be a Honda, Toyota, or Volvo.
That just means that it is going to be really, really great when it does come out though, right?

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