Wait that's not Jennifer Lawrence, that's Iron Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck who united the German states under Prussian rule.
57 0 ReplyThis is where John Oliver would jump in to say: except that's not who this is bc one of them is fake.
And then continue with: except that's a lie bc actually, two are fake!
47 0 ReplyNever trust a man with two first names.
28 0 ReplyWhat about three first names? Does the third one cancel out the second, or is the effect cumulative?
7 0 Reply"Von" isn't a first name, it's German for of/from. Same with the Dutch "Van", the Italian "da", the French "de" (though that one might mean "the ", I'm not sure) and several other examples from different languages
6 0 ReplyThe Thomas family in my town always names their first son Thomas.
Thomas Thomas the fifth is the most recent heir to this sobriquet.
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She's a national treasure
17 0 ReplyIf that's true why hasn't Nicholas Cage stolen her?
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No, those are 3 paintings and one photo of Otto von Bismarck, you silly Billy!
15 0 ReplyWhat if someone takes a picture of a painting? (It's a strange scenario, I know.)
5 0 ReplyStill not a photo of Bismarck but a photo of a painting
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You should have put at least one actual picture of Otto Von Bismarck alongside these pictures of Jennifer Lawrence to fool us.
14 0 Reply𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖆𝖇 𝖏𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖙 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉.
13 0 ReplyIf your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl
11 0 ReplyActually it's the hunter from Jumanji
6 0 ReplyStill would.
6 0 ReplyBismarck had a plan. Bismarck always had a plan
6 0 ReplyFound the Extra History viewer!
2 0 ReplyWhy let a youtube reference get in the way of a good crusade?
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Pickelhaube is best haube
5 0 Replywhat a punchable face
3 0 ReplyNot enough people recognize that the guy who directly enabled two world wars deserves a punch in the face
3 0 ReplyWhat? How? Many say had Bismarck lived long enough, he could have prevented the First World War. He orchestrated the Scramble for Africa to prevent another war of European empires with each other. But that being said, he could have prevented a war at the expense of non-European nations. Bismarck is a boon for Europe but not for the rest of the world.
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Ahhh uncle Otto. We always just called him Von he hated it but was a good sport.
2 0 ReplyBismarck bit Mark until Mark bit Bismarck
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