The Cube Rule of Food Identification
Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.
Why is pumpkin pie a toast but key lime pie and deep dish pizza quiche? Is it because the example ones are uncut? If I cut a deep dish pizza or key lime pie, do they become toast?
Y’know, that actually makes sense!
So a hot dog is a taco, got it. I’m sure this will settle all arguments and not inspire any further arguments. Thanks, internet!!