True to life

”But he’s always so nice to me and my friends and family, who are exclusively white, he’s never racist around them.”

Damn, that's totally what she'd say. Excluding the whiteness part. She hasn't reflected on that.
- That's my mom. She doesn't really think about stuff like that at all. I still get bullied by my dad whenever I date black people or any POC and I'm well into my 20's.

My mom pretty much had an existential crisis over this when she made a friend at work and her husband turned out to be Trump supporter. And this is in Canada. It makes you wonder where girls like that even find guys like that.

Trump supporters in Canada are especially stupid.
- I've seen Confederate flags flying off the backs of pick up trucks on the west coast of Canada... Amazing how stupid people can be
- I think German Trump supporters in Germany take the crown: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/07/world/europe/germany-trump-far-right.html

If these people are in your social circle it says more about you than "average" straight people.

Yeah, what kind of amoral filth still has Republican friends?
- The only person i know who isnt homophobic, racist and xenophobic is my sister
  I cant just not be able to talk to anyone
- These people do exist all over the world, some are parents to users in this thread even!

I don't get the joke.

It's funny because it's soooo true!
In fact in MY suburbs, you see it in FIVE out of every FOUR hetero couples! Now waddaya think of that, huh?
- Lotta key parties in your neck of the woods?

That's not the look of a bigot, it's the look of a man who's fed up with low-rent posturing clickbait. The look of someone who got a Salon article entitled What your household's toothpaste preferences say about White Fragility™ that he knows will be paygated or cookienoticed after two seconds' scrolling.

I want you to describe every meme

I want that shirt

Here you go
- You wouldn't download a car

For some reason I'm reminded of a local house that flies both the Confederate and Pride flags.

They aren't mutually exclusive flags, so I have to wonder if it is one opinion, or many.

Could also be someone flying the flags because they think it's a funny thing to do, entirely unrelated to the political statement.
Which I guess is a political statement in itself.
- I certainly found it funny as fuck, my thought process was "ugh, a bigoted cun-wait???"

itt, people this shitpost is about

It's a meme that hits hard

Nah, progressive racism is well meaning misguided white savior sort of shit, like "if we cut welfare all the black people will starve!"
- Still, cutting welfare would be bad
- Yeah but if a progressive doesn't say that shit, they ironically get called racist by those with bluer hair than their own