‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say
‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say
Mitchell C. Vest was filmed taking several items from antique shops in Texas and 'placing' them 'in his rectum,' before returning them to the shelves, police say
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Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.
I choked
"What do you have on under the kilt"?
.... Shitty Antiques.
Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.
Two words:
Ass
Pennies
don't judge, we all have hobbies
Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment
You see @tamal3@lemmy.world this is how you become successful. He'll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.
Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I'd ever wanted to.
Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.
There's often a tradeoff between what's fun and what's healthy!