Since we are posting toilets...
Since we are posting toilets...
Since we are posting toilets...
Competitive shitting
How about synchronised shitting?
Competitive shitting duel space
Poop-off
Good time for a staring contest
Ah, the fabled Dueling Toilets!
Battleshits
We haven't played that since back at camp!
Battleshits
Is dueling banjos played on loop in this bathroom?
Dueling buttholes. Last to fart wins.
I mean, it is in a Cajun place....
Dueling baños
Pictured: the current state of reddit, 2023, colorized.
Those are fediverse toilets. If you shit in one of them it will be available in the other one too.
Finally me and my bro can arm wrestle during group shits
Hehehe very funny
hehehe
Bring a friend!
Play some Beyblade.
Beyblade while shitting with the homies sounds like a vibe.
Just add a table there and chessboard and its c/AnarchyChess.
I can see the purpose of this. I can take a dump in the one on the left while I whizz into the one on the right. That way I don't have to worry about pee splashing up on me when I drop a turd. Well done!
You can poop while playing footsie
Can and should. Its the poo-lite thing to do.
No. Get out. This is a family thread.
This is why we ladies go to the bathroom in pairs
COMPETITIVE SHITTING, made real........
The sequel to CHALLENGE PISSING
Poop back and forth.
Take my reluctant upvote.
...forever
When you finished singleplayer and you are ready to try co-op mode
I'm curious how my attempt at pooping in one while simultaneously peeing in the other would work out.
But for which is the home toilet you're propelling the other from?
I remember at a church I was involved in, they had to make a larger stall for ADA reasons. (Original building was from 1960) so they just moved the dividers without changing any plumbing and had a urinal and a toilet in the same stall, in order to make enough room for maneuvering a wheelchair.
Nobody wants to touch the plumbing, especially if it's down in the concrete slab.
Now you can send memes back and forth forever
Engineer: You are absolutely sure about the position of these toilets? Absolutely sure? Architect: Yes. Engineer: ....... Ok. Sign this form.
Later:
Architect: what do you mean suicide doors on a toilet stall don't meet code?! And who the hell is Ada and why do they get to corrupt my vision?!? Fine, no doors, we will say its "open concept" and charge them double.
Oh good, it wasn't just me.
First thing that came to my mind. Guess it also show how old I'm getting.
That’s the toilet that spez deserves for destroying such classic website. Lemmy does appear quite similar to Apollo, and by extension, Alien Blue Reddit though, so that’s a plus.
Battleshits
Battle shits!
PvP
Make eye contact while farting to assert dominance.
When a Zoom meeting won't do ...
This is like a nightmare haha
But friends can help you with nightmares...
I'm just glad they kept it accessible with that handrail. Priorities
Only one side is accessible though. Choose wisely.
buddy system
Why would this be hot
deep inside you know this fulfills your deepest kinks
First one to poop gets to leave, second one to poop gets left with the smell but gets the room to themselves. Who suffers the worse fate?
Its like thunderdome then. TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!
Wow, very uncomfortable.
in ancient rome they had public toilets like these, so they could talk while ... accessing toilet services ... makes me wonder if "shame" associated with the toilet is an invention from the middle ages?
At least the knees won't touch.....?
Seems like a privacy issue a lot of data will be colected
The ultimate version of prolonged eye contact.
P R O L O N G E D E Y E C O N T A C T
Dueling Deuces.
Umkay. Let's see here... Um. Richar... Dick! Come here Dick!
HR tells me you're flush with new ideas. A two and a half roll kinda guy. The kind to finish without a safety bar. A person that doesn't need to sit down.
Well I need to see it for myself. Report to my office sanctum. You're really going places here Dick, let's get the paperwork rolling.
Reminds me of the restrooms in Full Metal Jacket.
The stall is obviously not installed yet, but whatever, funny picture on the internet, gotta get those points.
You sound fun
Nah, this bathroom has been like this since the early 2000s.
Username checks out
i have never see a bathroom layout like this lmao.
Imagine stalls around it. The doors would be where camera is and a divider right between the toilet paper things, look at that clearence there lmao. That whole set up would be an unconventional design to say the least. And would still be weird af this close.
Poppy pals
Anyone down for a thumb war while pooping?
His and hers
🤜🤛
How did you get into my toilet?!?!
in my dad's house every chair is a toilet
Competitive let's gooo
There would be real incentive to GTFO.