British nuclear sub missile launch fails as Trident dramatically misfires and ‘plops’ into ocean just yards away
British nuclear sub missile launch fails as Trident dramatically misfires and ‘plops’ into ocean just yards away
A TRIDENT missile dramatically misfired and crashed into the ocean yards from the British nuclear submarine that launched it, The Sun can reveal. The second failed launch in a row – after a misfire…
well, that's why they do excersises and tests.
Surprised this was made public so soon to be honest.
You cannot really hide it. The launch has to be public to warn airplanes and ships so they can avoid the area. And once the launch is public, such a failure is quite evident to anyone who was interested in following it, so you might has well publish the news instead of trying to hide the unhidable.
Get it out and over with...
Keep it secret it's twice the size when it gets loose. (Pardon my phrasing)
Everyone has trouble getting it up sometimes, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
I vaguely remember an article about pollution affecting penis size and performance. Perhaps this submarine was a part of that study.
British Empire became United Kingdom and that will shortly become the Kingdom of England and Wales 🤞
Personally i hope for just Republic of England (People's Republic of England actually but sadly it's currently not very probable).
Yeah they love their monarchy and caste system too much
So this wasn't a joke?
Yes prime minister is the most accurate documentary about British politics of all time.
Yup, and this wasn’t fiction https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11846996/
Imagine scene on board the sub.
"Errrm guys the missile, which is full of fuel, is coming down on top of us. Suggest we move, sharpish!"
Engage evasive manoeuver reverse sharpish left zag-zig Omega 0, full skedaddle speed.
I love you comment here. That is all.
Tally-ho, chaps!
This is an Arsenal failure.
FC Porto 1 Arsenal 0
See the trouble with arsenal is, they always try to walk it in
A trident missile flopping into the sea is, to be fair, a ludicrous display.
"A TRIDENT missile dramatically misfired and crashed into the ocean yards from the British nuclear submarine that launched it, The Sun can reveal."
Crashed into the ocean.
A wave hit it
But did the front fell off?
It will be towed outside the environment.
At sea?! Chance in a million!
Well some of them are built so the front doesn’t fall off at all.
Was it made of cardboard or cardboard derivatives?
So that's why they were making such a big deal about NK's rocket tests, they were insecure at the results they were getting.
Missile is against Brexit. Seems reasonable to me.