uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

In case anyone's unclear about how someone gets to the point that they're blasting their gun into an empty street because an acorn fell on their car, you should learn about How Cops Are Trained to Shoot You in Your Home.

TL;DW: watch it, this is important. But also they are basically traumatised into being jumpy trigger happy motherfuckers by their sociopathic training.

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I didn't know ifunny could hit like this

I saw this version going around.
- Hilariously enough, I scrolled by that almost immediately after posting that comment. The acorn memes have been gold.

So, acorn fell on a car, police officer thought it was a gunshot, started firing on the car with handcuffed suspect inside, then another police officer joined the shooting.

Bodycam footage:
https://youtu.be/MI7YNOhAfzM
https://piped.video/MI7YNOhAfzM

And people use his PTSD as an excuse. Dumb fuck veteran who is scared of being killed the way he killed others opens fire in a community and is lucky he didn’t murder an innocent person.

Piece of shit veteran dumb fucks. Take your PTSD to the psych ward, murderer.
- Military PTSD should disqualify you from being an armed cop. Go get a job that's not life and death.
What the fuck, you can't even hear anything. How could there be a shot from the car without a lout sound?
- In his partners body cam video you can hear a sound before he starts shooting. Still don't know how you would mistake that for a gunshot, but there was at least a sound 🤷
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- There's no need.

What we need is an American flag with a big acorn in the middle to counteract all those thin blue line flags.

- That's fantastic!

Whoo I’m really scared! No, don’t, don’t! There’s a…a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!!!

How did I not already think of the connection? Here’s hoping for a lot more memes featuring Val Kilmer.

Now is not a good time to be a squirrel in America...

I really think we need to investigate Ikea. Do you hear what they do with acorns? Or at least what acorns can become?

You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

No... but you probably just aroused a few dozen ammosexuals.
You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

Yeah, from 15 yards away, but I missed, so I went to the hospital and insisted that I was shot.

I’m out of the loop on this - what’s the deal with acorns?

https://lemmy.world/post/12192914
- Oh my god…
- okay what the FUCK

Super Troopers looks more like a documentary every day

Yeah right! The guys from Super Troopers had excellent aim. Remember that scene in which they were at the pistol range testing out a bullet proof cup with live ammo?

Screw giving guns to teachers; they should have a pocketful of acorns to toss. Next gunman won't have a chance.

Peck.

Hey, man, you gotta be careful with those acorns! They’ll turn you to stone if they hit you!

Ew, ifunny

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At least they didn't find paper cup.