Inspired by Swift Memes

While making I came across this "concept"

Gotta respect the effort they put into this shitpost

It absolutely terrifies me that someone thought of this concept
- That's a Dahir Insaat concept. They frequently come up with some absolutely insane ideas, like the bed that can be triggered to drop into a "safety box" during an earthquake.
  
  They have videos up on YouTube. They're a blast.

Meanwhile in the UK

People in Chicago have been doing this since the 1970s.

Scene from The Blues Brothers where Jake and Elwood are being chased by two police cars through an indoor mall, all parties involved causing untold amounts of property damage.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fall me now!
- You told the penguin you'd go see her when you got out
Hey look - disco pants and haircuts
- This place has got everything!
- The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year
Absolutely love that movie. Not only is it hilarious, but the car chase scenes are just epic
Do you have a Miss Piggy?
"This place has got everything!"

QUICK, delete this before an executive with brainrot decides to pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a motorized supermarket.

They already have drive thru liquor stores. I haven't heard of a drive thru gun and ammo shop, but I'm sure Texas has them.

You'll never reach the top shelf ranch in a truck that short.

No guns or freedom?

I agree. There should be Trump's face over an American flag painted on the side of that truck, and a pile of guns in the back. Otherwise you barely know it's 'murkkka
- Well a truck like that is either uncommon or illegal in most parts of the world outside of USA
- Nah, let's let that fat old fuck fall into obscurity
- MuRKKA? Soviet America.

Unrealistically small

Unless these jars are America-sized.

Without the smoke stack I'm used to seeing this looks almost restrained for an American truck

This post: over-the-top satire of Americans

The comments: oh god no don't give them any ideas

Yeah that sounds about right for America

Don't worry, this idea is in the works

In the works? It is well established.
- I've seen a few of these drive up convenience stores pop up. They never seem to last.
- That was the weirdest thing I learned while spending time in Ohio. Finding out that you could go to a place that looked like a car wash except it sold beer.
- Tobaccy ain't no beverage.
- Yeah we got one of those in Cali.

As an American myself, I can confirm this is how we go to the store.

Not enough Ranch or BBQ sauce

…but otherwise accurate

No guns? No stars and stripes paintjob? No opened cans of shitty Budweiser rip-off (extremely sarcastic quotes) "beer"? Dunno, seems fake

Where’s muh bbq sauce and 24 pack of hot dogs

That's actually a thing. https://brewthru.com/