2y ago

Vaccine

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"Just a Karen who buys rocks" gave me a seriously good lol - it's a perfect description of my mother.
- I thought all women calling themselves witches were Karen's buying rocks. I haven't really met anyone to change my mind, yet.
That's why they made up homeopathy. Because vaccines aren't bullshit enough for them.
One thing about witches is that you CAN segregate them by color.
Black witches are about malignant tumors.
White witches are about healing and purification.
Green witches are about the power of nature.
Red witches are about blood and fire.
Blue witches are about ice and water.
Yellow witches are about air and thunder.
I don't remember the rest.
- What kind of robot dinosaur does each one drive?
  
  To be honest, I didn't ask. Out of ignorance, I presumed they all use brooms. I apologize.
- Brown witches are extracted from lignite coal using gasification.
  Pink witches are produced by electrolysis using nuclear power.
They just mad our witchcraft is better than their witchcraft.

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