Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!...
...oh what the hell, can't be worse than royal succession
We tried democracy but ended up with Truss and Johnson. I say we try sword-catching again.
I think that was a not-so-subtle dig at constitutional monarchies in general.
Fun fact: Arthur did pull Excalibur out of a stone, but then immediately broke it in a duel. I'm not even joking.
Fake finding a sword in a lake.
Sell a rusty piece of metal on ebay for £5K
As a Canadian I support having this specific image on our currency and coin
I mean I'm inclined to believe him, but has anyone found the listing of the sword for sale? Did a quick search and found a couple kinda similar-looking ones, but not quite the one she pulled out.
Good for her, I can't think of a better, more wholesome type of internet fame than to be known as "the lady of the lake".
Looks like the enchantments have worn out a bit
I'm guessing climate change is the real winner here, bc it's not just a casual dry spell that unearths a 1000 year old sword.
Need more soul gems
She would probably be better than Charles, tbh
