What are your best unique dad jokes (like something you came up with yourself and didn't find online)?

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Knock, knock

Who's there?

Want

Want who?

One two three. Testing, testing, one two three...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, that's correct.

Why did the booger break up with her boyfriend?

He was just a fling.

I can't see a trans person having kids.

They're transparent

126 out of 100 agreed that the election wasn't rigged.

(I'd be surprised if this joke is actually fully original, but I thought of it without having a recollection that I've heard it anywhere before.)

All of the jokes in this thread stopped being unique the moment they were posted here

From my 6y/o

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hello

Hello who?

Halloumi

What's the best thing that can happen to a singer?

Having a name that sounds good

Ive cracked some bangers in my time.. But i forgot them now. Latest one i posted to unethical life tips as an unethical dad tip