just replaced this spicy boi

There's gotta be more to it than that, mine's been plugged in more often than not for five years and it doesn't look like a freshly popped bag of popcorn. Jesus, how do you even dispose that thing?

Naw, this battery just has or developed a flaw over time. It's not super uncommon, but it's not very common either - regardless of how long you keep your laptop plugged in.

Yeah, OK, so I should probably check my laptop battery....