So you patiently wait for your little white man signal, and as soon as it finally comes on (after 2 full cycles of the traffic lights) you start crossing only to get honked at by some lady who wants to turn right on her red light...
37 0 ReplyWell then, that lady needs to wait while I continue to cross with a limp that magically return at the moment she honked her horn.
14 0 ReplyI think we're the same kind of asshole!
8 0 ReplyI will slow walk the fuck through an intersection or parking lot.
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In America we don't wait for shit. We cross when we think we can make it!
6 0 Replybecause otherwise you're gonna be waiting for like 10 minutes
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Ban right on red.
4 0 ReplyPreach!
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America has the most horrendous roads and side walks omg
22 0 ReplyOur city was apparently designed by Shel Silverstein.
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Looks like my Cities Skyline interchanges
12 0 ReplySkylines is typical of that, right? I don't know anything about the game.
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In the past we used to design our cities to be walkable because there was mo other sensible way. Now we build for cars and everything at the human level ends up far away separated by endless parking lots.
11 0 ReplyThere still is no other sensible way. We just gave up on that part...
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I lived on an intersection like this for a while and I felt like I was going to fucking die every time I had to cross.
I watched this youtube a while back about how bad our streets are designed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORzNZUeUHAM
10 0 Reply"We even put some nice areas of brown, patchy grass! And look, there's even a shrub!"
10 0 ReplyBecause the climate is getting too hot to walk.
9 0 ReplyHell, I wouldn't want to drive there. Ya know, the purpose it was built for.
8 0 ReplyMy reaction to this was "but there's obviously going to be a footbridge", followed by "wait, really?"
I guess that second thought just about sums up North American infrastructure
8 0 ReplyI guess the temperature down there is +100 °F
8 0 ReplyNot only that but society has become more lazy over the years, and it got worse thanks to the pandemic
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"The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"
"Yeah, but that's too expensive, I like mine better. What's wrong with it?"
gestures wildly at photo THE WHOLE THING
7 0 ReplyGonna take at least half an hour
7 0 ReplyThat, also because its 110 god damn degrees outside and I dont want to die of heatstroke before i reach the end of the street
7 0 ReplyThis looks like in cities skyline when I forgot to put in a pedestrian walkway and I can’t really change the streetlayout anymore
7 0 ReplyYeah, that place looks like a perfect excuse to build an over-engineered, spagetti-shaped pedestrian walkway.
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What's funny is a certain type of engineer will look at this and be like hnnnng oh baby look at that
6 0 ReplySimcity/Cities Skyline players too.
Can appreciate the sex appeal of infrastructure while also recognizing its stupid and shouldnt exist outside of a video game :D
4 0 ReplyPersonally, I even think it's kinda stupid for Skylines to force me to build along a road. I grew up with SimCity; roads helped, but were not actually required because it did actually simulate people walking to a degree.
4 0 ReplyWasn't SimCity the game series that basically cheated and massively scaled down streets and parking spots because they realize exactly no one would like this even remotely realistic?
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Looking at Maps, it's a 7 hour walk to my office. Or, two hour bike ride. Or, take 3 busses and a ride share in 2 hours. Or, a 30 minute drive in a car.
6 0 ReplyThose random white stripes would definitely encourage people to cross!
5 0 Reply❤️ Strong Towns but they should get off Twitter.
5 0 ReplyBecause Twitter sucks now, right?
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If it only takes a ten minute walk to get to work, I would.
4 0 ReplyBrought to you by the Houston metro area.
3 0 Reply"Oh, just my mother and father and uncle sitting around, talking. It's like being a pedestrian, only rarer." - Clarisse McClellan
2 0 ReplyTo get from 6 oclock to 10 oclock you only need to cross 14 lanes, including two
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