Chodestools
Bravo.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.
Look like fun guys to me
Underappreciated comment.
"Everything reminds me of... him."
They look more like a fungus than a plant
Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.
The four kingdoms of eukaryotes are:
- Animals
- Plants
- Fungi
- Protists
So, taxonomically, plants are as different from fungi as they are from animals.
Above that is the domains of life:
- Eukaryotes (all of the above)
- Bacteria
- Archaea
Then above that:
- Cellular life (all of the above)
- Viruses
- Viroids
- Obelisks (Potentially. Just announced last month.)
Stinkhorns. There's an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.
Thanks! I finally got an ID on some wild looking fungi I found last month!
I figured. With a shape like that they could only be Phalloides.
Phallusium chodecum
Sufficiently large mushrooms.
I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus
Organic nature pegs
Circumcision leftovers
Smegmushroom
Bellend mushrooms
We called them Dead Man's Fingers, but I'm not sure.
Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?
No, definitely not.
As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.
Dickweed
Fungcocks, indigenous to your nightstand drawer
Homewrecker.
Phallus impudicus? Er, uh... I mean ISSA WEINER!!! HERPA DERPA DERPA!!! 😂🍄🍆💦💦💦
Ooh ... The Rude Dick! (That whole genus has the most hilarious names when translated. Dog Dick ranks up there too.)
I take it you haven't seen Saltburn.
I remembered Mr. Garrison's book from South Park and his book "Penis Valley".
Everyone making penis comparisons really just reveal that they have tiny micro penises.
