Airports are separated from all societal norms

I've been places in the states where even airports won't give you a beer before noon. Damn Puritans, ruining things for 250 years.

I like arriving 6 hours early for a flight. I have time to drink beer and take a nap on the ground.

It's almost like if people understand why someone is doing something, they don't judge them! Maybe people should just stop judging people if they don't understand them!

Seen all of this at every college I've been to

What is this, a festival starter pack?

I am fully on board with brushing your teeth in a public restroom. That is perfectly acceptable behavior.

You mean it's NOT common practice to do all these things at Wal-Mart??

I don't know what it is, but aside from the side effects of nicotine addiction and access problems in these spaces(which, whatever, I get it), transportation hubs (airports, train stations, ferry terminals, etc.) are my favourite places to be.

Having complete strangers photograph your underwear and then feel it for good measure. Espresso martini. Saying "I flew in from St Louis and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED".

Are airports as a whole liminal spaces?

Drinking at 6am - Christmas Day.
Sleeping on floor - After night out smashed.
Brushing teeth in public bathroom - After getting smashed and sleeping on the floor, heading to work.
$10 Water - Never acceptable.
Pyjamas - You ever been in a council estate.

Drinking tomato juice (more related to the airplane). WTF! never seen it in vending machines, offered on tap, in fast food joints …

But 9/10 times someone in my hearing range orders a tomato juice to chillax and drink that sweet thick pseudo-ketchup.

Brushing teeth in public bathrooms is common in Brazil, especially those of an office.

Fuck not brushing your teeth regularly and having unbrushed teeth from lunch till night time.

I try to brush my teeth three times a day. Used to have regular issues, now I don't and my teeth are less yellow.

No brainer.

No... it's not acceptable to sleep on the floor. And It's not ok to walk around in pajamas.

Those people can go fuck themselves with Vaseline and sea-salt.

And seriously. You can just ask for some water at any bar or coffeeshop.

Since when are we not brushing our teeth in public bathrooms? Hell they've even got outlets so that you can shave!

Mine has free water fountains but yeah....

sitting with a wide stance

The 10 dollar bottle of water is slowly becoming a thing outside of airports

Walking around in Pyjamas seems acceptable in a airport & Ellesmere Port it seems

2, 3, and 4, sure, but 1, 5, and 6 are common in many non-airport locations

Airports do not, under any circumstances, want you to sit down. They hate people who sit down. You will NEVER find a chair or a bench in a modern airport. These places are for entering in a mad dash and leaving ASAP.

If you have a layover you can straight up get fucked. Pay $400 to use the AMEX Platinum Place To Sit Down Club, cram yourself onto the most uncomfortable bar seating imaginable at a restaurant that charges you $30 for lukewarm soup, or learn how to hover.

A layer of hell unto themselves. Punishments contravening multiple human rights conventions that people pay for the privilege of being subjected to just so they can get somewhere, be dissatisfied with it and be forced to do it all again to get back home.