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Liberal Conspiracy Theorists Claim Kid Rock Will Endorse Trump At Daytona 500

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His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.
- No need to attack a valid profession
- Wednesday afternoon strippers are the best.
  That’s when the strip club in the strip mall by the outlet stores serve meatballs.
Kevin Sorbo will endorses trump on Twitter, according to conspiracy theories, but will get owned by Lucy Lawless in response.
Most believable Onion headline ever
Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's mandatory

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