2y ago

Ted Cruz kicks off Black History Month by whining about anti-white discrimination

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Rafael Cruz, please. Remember, we're supposed to use the name people were given at birth, not their chosen name!
"Would somebody think of those poor wealthy Christian whites?!?"
Go back to Canada Ted
- I think you mean Rafael. If he wants the using of dead-names to be illegal we need to call him by his birth name.
- You spelled Rafael wrong.
- Hell no, you guys are stuck with him now.
- We don't want him.
- Nah, he might have started here, but he handed in his skates and swore off the maple syrup, for whatever he found in texas. (He gave up his Canadian citizenship and is a naturalised American)
Man, remember when the blacks rounded us up, shipped us across an ocean and put us to work on farms, before making us live on shit housing estates and outlawing anything we enjoy?
I don't know how we're ever supposed to forgive such a thing.
Tedward "Shame Powered Shit Factory" Cruz is only white on the outside. Beneath the skin suit, he is a writhing mass of intestinal parasites.
- So like Ooogie Boogie but a lot more disgusting.
  
  He wishes he had Oogie Boogie's charisma.
As is tradition.
Because of course he did.

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