Nope not getting doxxed today 👍
the first 8 digits of your credit card number are your alien name! /s
11001001
Damn, was that a trick? It's my real name! Now you know I'm from Bynaus and not from earth
Haha, that's wild.
Hey, what about your pets name and your mother's maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn't that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else's answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.
And just really quick. Who's your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent 😇😇😇
Just make up initials to make a funny name. Nobody needs to know that your real name is Jeremy Crawford
Omg thats such a Shane Grantham from Shamrock Tennesee thing to say
I've been on the internet long enough with the same name that I'm sure you could find me if you wanted.
I'll be under the name Monkey Long.
Wonkey Dong. Unfortunately fits pretty well
Cooler than Honkey Dong tho
This is the funniest one in the thread. You win.
I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.
I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.
Oh, dip!
Monkey Bong ... It's so me
Same
Wonkey Bong.
Fuck yes.
Better than my Sonkey Bong
What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?
Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?
We're all DK
Bonkey Bong. Good shit.
Damn dude you need a club that's a great name
Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.
No clue what a "Ronkey Bong" might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you're trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.
Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that's held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because "I've had it since college, it was my first".
Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho
I'm Monkey Song. I'll join your band.
Fuck yeah let's go !
Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.
Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.
Donkey Cong lol... DC. Not very inventive.
There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.
Bonkey Mong ... I dunno about this one.
Jonky Fong, wasssaaaaap!
I'm a Jonkey Fong too lol.
Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd ..
Donkey Song.
Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!
Donkey Cong?
Honkey Tong. Hmm
Donkey Song.
Sonkey Song
Maybe I'm related to River :-D
Jonky Gong. Hmm
Gonkey Wong.
I don't know what a Gonkey is, but I do know what a Wong is.
Gonk has a few possible definitions to choose from:
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The TVTropes definition: absurd, over-the-top ugliness in animation
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The Cyberpunk 2077 definition: an idiot
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The Wikipedia definition: A series of vaguely creepy toys from the 60s
So, pick your poison I guess?
Better than Gonkey Bong. Like, what?!?
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Conky Rong, I suppose there are worse combos.
Fonkey Vong, yeah I can live with that.
Also monkey dong over here
Quonkey Wong it is then
Jonney Nong
There is at least one person named Fonkey Song thanks to this
Janky Wang.
I don’t like this one.
