Doing the important work

Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.

This is only a problem if you can't roll a burrito...

When someone says their burritos won't stay shut I immediately know that they don't know what they're doing.

Is this a common problem? I've almost never had a burrito fall apart on me unless it outright rips--I once made the mistake of ordering a burrito in Scotland, and that was pretty formless, but it was also less a burrito and more an embarrassment hiding under an ill-fitting tortilla.

Pan-sear your burritos shut.

I like to crisp up my burrito in a pan after I roll it. if you brown the side with the opening first then the juices trying to escape soften up the tortilla enough to get cooked together. It's like welding a burrito shut.

Why not use a small piece of Nori (the salty Sushi seaweed) and moisten it up with water and use that?

I did this for years

I feel like nori would work, no?

On this episode of redundant inventions that already have a better solution...

"Edible" does not mean "good".

It’s called not using a cold ass tortilla

Uhhhhh, fuck no. Some children invented this shit back in 1999. It was on Figure it Out. How fucking dare you.

have good technique
really big tortillas
you can wrap it in foil

I remember an episode of figure it out on nickelodeon a long time ago that was exactly this.

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Call me up when they invent edible zippers.

a properly constructed burrito is wrapped in aluminum foil and can be eaten, even while walking, without making a mess.

edible tape sounds like something with useful applications, but i am sad for the people who believe burritos require this.

Thank-fucking-science, it's about time

Who the fuck doesn't know how to hold a burrito?

Yeah, but now I can't open it up to make sure that no one cummed in my burrito...

If your burrito doesn't stay closed, the person making your burrito had no idea what the hell they were doing. This is a Chipotle problem.

That's not a burrito, that's a clutch purse. Learn how to roll a burrito.

Corporate food has created unholy tasteless dry abominations called "tortillas". They have convinced Americans that this is what tortillas are. They have played us for absolute fools.

Real tortillas are freshly made wet dough immediately squished and cooked before forming burrito. They are delicious and sticky enough to hold on their own. It's perfect but not mass producible.

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork

Maybe they can use that tape to keep their mouth shut so none of us need to listen to them

I thought it said "invisible" tape, and I thought that was the dumbest idea ever.

Wait...

It's actually called Johns Hopkins? I thought it was John Hopkins and people were pluaralizing John in a weird attempt to be funny

I haven't perfected the wrap, but I found toasting it slightly after wrapping holds it together and tastes better

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

This is why it's important to have a diverse college campus.

Good technique and a dab of water

Looks like a strip of mold. No thanks.

Dios mio..,

Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?

Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.

The amount of people criticizing this is kind of crazy.

Even though this isn't needed for wrapping burritos, it probably could be used somewhere. It's a neat idea. I wonder how the edible tape is to eat though. Somehow the sticky nature seems like it'd be off-putting.