How much for cuddles?

no nagging for a week

Wow, there’s just so much to unpack from just that sentence, let alone the chart.

“Get out of the dog house card” isn’t going to work the way either of them think. Pulling that card when you’re in the doghouse is not going to make her fine with whatever upset her. There’s a good chance she’ll say she’s “fine” because she doesn’t want to renege on her chart, but whatever conflict isn’t going to resolve itself because he gave her that card.

Trading sex for chores is gross. I don’t want a BJ or lap-dance from a partner that is only doing it because the sticker chart says she has to.

It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad. You don’t get an award for doing the bare minimum!

Both of these people are demonstrating the emotional intelligence of a block of cheese.

Love and affection are commodities to be turned into a transaction.

I'm glad everyone finds it weird and gross, but I'm also amused at how many people don't know this is a five year old joke from a mommy blogger at this point.

Never actually real, just meant to make people who were currently dealing with sticker boards and feeling weird about it chuckle.

Sure, she may have infantalized him to an embarrassing degree, but at least she posted it online so the entire world can see how unhealthy their marriage is and how transactional their sex live is.

Speak to your partner adult to adult? Nahh, I’ll just treat my husband like another child!

I know it’s rage bait but this shit does happen and it’s cringe as hell

The creepiest thing about that is how she wants her husband to be her child and still put his penis in her mouth. Fucked. Up.

This guy is 100% poisoning his kids so they can throw up

I'd love to see him retaliate with a chart for her

[x] Stop being a cunt -> Stay Married

He realized after putting the seat down three times the nagging wasn't going to stop anyway.

Why you all kink shaming? Dudes a sub if I've ever seen one.

Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.

Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.

Step 1: drink water

Step 2: piss

Step 3: put seat down

Step 4: repeat 5 more times

Step 5: wait till I'm nagged

Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat

Step 7: continue ignoring child's needs

Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is

are the straights ok?

He's gonna give her the blow job

That man's soul is screaming for help behind those eyes.

Holy fucking shit his face...

This woman is the epitome of the scorecard partner.

Why'd they Photoshop her eye upside-down into his left eye?

No nagging for a week

This woman must be horribly annoying

This image is a fractal of red flags. It's almost art.

"I won't donate your favourite put stained shirt"

What the fuck? One, it's a dick move to dispose of his stuff, and two, why are you donating garbage? Does she think the poor want to buy stained clothes? It's like that Seinfeld muffin bottom scene.

Just all of this is awful.

Edit: how far does the "get out of the dog house free" card go?

Is it just me, or does he have a black eye

This isn't real. This can't be real.

Can it?

Wait, his kids made this?

That's fucking horrifying.

How many stickers to get his soul back?

Look it's the only coloumn with full stickers. He was probably forcing their kid to throw just so that he can clean it. This's grim as shit

How many stickers do I get for painting the ceiling?

She's gonna be pissed when the curtie next door is going down on him. He's just gonna point to the chart. Doesn't say who from?

Bolemia for BJs.

That is the face of a man 1 BJ away from passing out

It's fake, Its a crooked depiction of a toxic relationship which is fucked up, I know, but why would a guy need to be reminded to clean up, or care for their children?

I see everyone is quick to jump on the domestic abuse hate train, but if you are a guy and not doing these things in a relationship you are just as fucked up as this imaginary psycho partner.

Mommy i did it! Now can i haf dat bj now?

Wouldn't it be more useful if he first threw up and then cleaned up?

Feeds dog chocolate every single day!

obligatory

I hate how our society has created a world where the dad of a family is an extra child for the wife to take care of.

How much for a blumpkin?