Important update on the king's bum!

I had no idea the british healthcare is so rubbish, that honoring a pre-arranged doctor appointment is a breaking news.

To paraphrase his mum, he's suffering from an anus horribilis.

Does this mean he is not a wanker?

I wish I could afford to get my prostate professionally enlarged. Instead I have to do it at home with a pickle jar :(

I'm probably the biggest royalist on this instance, and even I find these notifications unnecessary 🤣

I think we should start pinning the king's bum posts. It's important to know the status of the royal prostate.

(On a slightly serious note, I do respect him for being very public about it.
If it means one more prostate-owner gets checked early enough to prevent problems, it's a social good)

King piece