The Virgin Wife
The Virgin Wife
Transcription:
A 4chan post by Anonymous with a picture of a young girl with pointed ears cradling a large sword in its sheath
Group is having a party for cleaning a goblin cave that's been annoying the village
  
Saved the lord's daughter
  
BBEG shows up
  
Says he has come to claim his virgin wife so that he may perform a ritual to summon a demon
  
Obviously refuse to hand girl over
  
Fight breaks out
  
Bard grabs the girl and runs away
  
Seduces the girl whilst the rest of the group try to fight the BBEG and are failing
  
Has sex with the girl
  
No longer a virgin
  
DM is furious
  
Angry that we completely destroyed this plot
Does the DM have the right to be angry that we poked a hole in the plot to beat the BBEG