Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wet

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really? Are you counting saliva?
- I think OP is including death
  
  really? is he counting soil wetness?
  
  After my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for them
  
  OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them.
  
  The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.
Not if die by having a rock tied to my leg and thrown overboard!
Not if I visit the wrecks of the Titan[+ic] in a paper mache submersible. Good luck finding them though.

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