This is the master race...?

They're angry because their own craniometry told them they were rejects.

(tangential - Disco Elysium had some really funny racists. Fucking Measurehead.)
- I just started Disco ELysium and the last thing I did was talk to measurehead. Hot damn is "ham sandwich race" such a good racial insult
Always apropriate preacher comic.
Came for this, leaving satisfied.

To be fair this is not the first infamous fascist with a bad hairdo, but this one certainly raised the bar. It looks like a bowl cut, but with different size bowls used...

It's the square cutout on the ears that absolutely sells it.
He used the weird cup we use to wash my daughter's hair.
I wanna know how tf he bowl cut the moustache
- glass bowl

When I grow up, I want to be a Playmobil. But a nazi Playmobil.

Say no more!

When you hit random in the character creator only like 6 times

Ugh seriously it’s so often these dipshits who think their race makes them special. Like I get that they probably are reaching deep into the barrel to find anything that makes them special it’s not like they can fall back on their personalities, intelligence, appearance, or achievement. So they’ve got to brag about not having much melanin when for other folks it’s just a physical feature we have that’s unfortunately got several centuries of baggage to it.

Like I get that they probably are reaching deep into the barrel to find anything that makes them special it’s not like they can fall back on their personalities, intelligence, appearance, or achievement.

This one detail is responsible for the kernel of sadness I feel for many on the far right. These are despicable people who were once kids who just wanted to be grownups and do grownup things. And whether due to genetics or due to upbringing, anything else that might have given them a sense of pride and competence is not something they have. As you say - all they have left is trying to push others down, hoping this lands them on top. Damn it's truly sad.
- Nail on the head. Racism now stems from people feeling like they're no one, but they have an excuse to feel better than this person for an arbitrary reason so they take it.
  
  There's a reason most of the racists are poor uneducated white people
- Exactly. Like I’m not going to pretend that racism isn’t a problem at all levels of society. But at a certain level of doing shit with my life worthy of pride people building their life around racism went from wrong and stupid to also being pathetic. Either your skin color is all you have going for you which is fucking pathetic or you’ve achieved something with your life and you still manage to think that your whiteness is one of your most important features which says something is seriously wrong with you. There’s no pride or specialness in being the cultural default.
  
  Like my family immigrated to America recently enough that where we’re from is slightly relevant to my life experiences, and so it has some value to me. But how could I be such a delusional jackass that I can’t see that in others. If grandpa was an immigrant well then I oughta welcome folks here like he wished he’d been welcomed. I appreciated getting to celebrate grandpa’s culture, so maybe other people would like to too and maybe I’ll enjoy celebrating other people’s culture. If America is better for folks like my family being in it then who am I to say other families can’t make it better too.

This is why they wear hoods

Found him. Rain Epler. He was environmental minister until 2021. He's part of the conservative party.

This is what he looked like in 2017 - a typical conservative type.

I swear, those (almost-)extremist-rightwing tossers are some kind of clones, remember Donald Trump, Geert Wilders and Boris Johnson? This guy fits right in.
- When I was underprivileged, uneducated youth, I got sucked into football hooligan/neo-nazi circles and actually met some „high ranking nationalist party members“. Two brothers, same haircut as this dude, 300 pounds, 30 yrs old and still living with their mommy in a smoke filled, dirty apartment with a giant swastika flag in the living room.
  
  Thats what got me out of fascist circles. I was so shocked that people looked up to these morons.
  
  This actually led to my belief that fascists actually mostly are uneducated and unloved people who get exploited by psychopaths. Those would one would need to take out (by legal means, naturally).

I’m just gonna leave this here…

The sentence... Is woof.

That's some LEGO hair

I think Playmobil will press charges soon
Now I want to pop it off and see if there's a stud on top.

I recall something about this with Boris Johnson being intentional. That may be what's happening here. It's so bad that your political opponents fixate on it, and half the articles written about you are about your dumb looks instead of your monstrous policies.

It's always remarkable to see what awful physical specimens these fascists and Nazis are.

the conservative party in Estonia claims they "support Ukraine"

"Look what I can do!"

this cant be real... can it? why?

Fascists and bad haircuts, name a more iconic combo.

Javier Milei in Argentina is staying true to the combo.

What's the deal with Nazi leaders and hair? Trump, Wilders, Johnson and this Epler dude...

Maybe if we get enough Nazi leaders we can make a calendar? A new haircut for each month.

It's because idiots that follow them don't care, some undecided will check him out because of the haircut and listen to what he says, and everyone else is making fun of his haircut instead of commenting on the vile shit he spouts.
Gotta match the red flags on the inside with the ones outside, too. Carpet meet drapes.
You forgot: Javier Milei and his brazilian friend Jair Bolsonaro.

Same picture

His name (sorry but I assume he identifies as he) is Rain Epler

Removed the background incase someone wants to have some fun.

Hey leave some pussy for the rest of us.

This cannot be real 😬

Incredibly, it is
- Holy shit.

I’m not convinced this isn’t a nice wig being worn that was then absolutely butchered, right before this photo was taken. Really quick in the bathroom in a “oh fuck you bought a women’s wig?” Moment.

Looks exactly like that.

Dude is likely bald, but bald doesn't get votes unless you're Mussolini.

So it's the awkwardly cut women's wig instead!

I bet he's got an iron cross or something tattooed to his head.
- Alternatively, it’s a clever way to disguise himself. Be a fascist dickbag at work, but vacation as just another bald Estonian dude.

He looks like he lives in a coo coo clock.

This guy to the barber: "Give me the LEGO helmet cut please"

"Right away, sir!"

Skyblivion looking good

He's 46! Looks about 10–20 years older. Hate really does age you

Unfortunately wearing a mop the same way a child would does not give you the mature look one would hope to find even in one who looks older.

It would be funnier if these populist supremacy chin weasels weren't dominating the international platforms so easily these days...

How do you say “just fuck my shit up” in Estonian?

You kinda have to define the shit otherwise it doesn't make sense but this would be the equivalent of just fuck my haircut up:

Lihtsalt keera mu sonks perse
- Light salt, Keira: my socks, per se.
  
  Lightly salted socks indeed.