Third option
🎼It's raining men🎶
There's actually a bunch! My favorite is called aquamation or alkaline hydrolysis, where they dissolve you in water with some chemicals and then pour you on a tree or whatever!
It doesn't really affect this meme, I just think it's neat.
That sounds cool, I'll at least be of some use after I die
Human mulch is a very eco-friendly way to give back to nature what you consumed.
Just in case the deceased stops being dead.
Confetti
INTO THE BLENDER I GO
that's the confetti machine
Aim the ejection port at Mitch McConnell's house for my ceremony.
Ah, the Fargo option. Very popular with the film crowd.