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0x4E4F @sh.itjust.works

2y ago

NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO, DON'T!!!

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Alexa, how do I delete someone else's post?
It's a terrible day to have eyes
- Please delete my memories
Let's hope this kid doesn't break his arms when he's older
- There was a story about that
  
  I'm gonna need an elaboration. What?
Weird take i know, but this is surely an evolutionary advantage, because it incentivizes mothers to feed their children lmao
- Idk most mothers I know just don't want their babies to die. Even without sexual stimulation
- "daaaad, mom is horny again! why does it always have to be me to suck her tits? THIS IS WHY I SUCK COCK, FOR SPITE! fucking weirdos." -a 20something kid
  
  lol 🤣🤣🤣
I'm a sick piece of shit but even this is too much for me.
wtf
Oh cool are we posting decade old content to scare ourselves?
"you couldn't waterboard this out of me"

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