is a hot dog a sandwich

This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.

PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.

And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.

Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.

So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th'fuck?

Language is use, nerds. It ain't a sandwich.

canoli = sushi

A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

Stuffed crust is actually sushi tho.

I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast

A Big Mac is a cake.

https://cuberule.com/

So a Big Mac is cake?

Club sandwich? Actually cake.

Welcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.

A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.

So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

Lasagna is cake?

An enchilada is sushi?

A burrito is a sushi

So bread is toast I guess.

The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh

So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.

Sounds like the kind of person who calls pizza "Italian rarebit" lol

the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so

So is a burrito a calzone or a quiche?

https://cuberule.com/

No it is more strictly a cake

A Big Mac is a cake?

A bigmac is a cake

Goddammit. Quit leaving the croutons off my salad. I want to see some floating blue specks in there.

Is a tamale a calzone or sushi?

I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

Wouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?

If somebody asked you to bring hot dogs and tacos to a party, the host would probably not be just as fine with you bringing only tacos or only hot dogs.

A pierogi is a calzone then I guess

So chips are a salad? I knew it!

So a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?

So a burrito is a calzone?

If a hot dog wore pants...

Am I sushi?

Bread bowl salads are quiches?

In that comparison, I'd argue that buttered toast is a pizza.

No no no, Hot Dog is a Quiche where I live

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Quiche is pie. Not all pies are quiche

Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?

Yes. Pizza was always a lie.

Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?

A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.

Hoagies are sushi, then?

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

A corn dog is a calzone.

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.

Humans are Salad.

Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.

1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

A chilli relleno is a quiche

Imagine people thinking food cam be categorized consistently like that.

Food is cultural and historical; nothing outside of its preparation is scientific or internally logically consistent, so stop trying to force it to be.

A hot dog is a damn hot dog. Now stop arguing about it, and get this crap off of my feed

Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.

Then a calzone is just a big taco

So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?

Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?

Pizza has crust walls. Pizza is quiche.

The Structure purist is strong with this one

What about the Danish French Hotdog? Where does that fit in?

This implies that a steak is a salad.

And now I want calzone attached toast

Or stuffed crust is the sushi of the pizza

are flatbread and pitas toast?

I'd rename two categories.

Bottom right: I'd rather refer to a cake as "lasagna" than call lasagna a "cake"

Bottom left: if someone made a quiche without walled sides I'd still call it a quiche, so I'd rather call that category "pie"

This has the added bonus of making most pie people furious and some pizza people angry unless they like Chicago deep dish.