Iced milk is weird until you put coffee in it

Soy vanilla latte is a three bean salad

So true. But then... so is warm milk.

iced milk is okay as long as you drink it before the ice melts. then, ew.

or you can blend it, then it’s a milk smoothie!

Or until the milk is frozen and iced and mixed with cream soft-served in a nice bowl with a spoon

OP hasn't ever tried horchata and it shows.