You have no idea. He got into a sledding accident last night and wasn't feeling great this morning and may have to go to the doctor. He said it was "tell them its amazing! with the 'explanation' marks!"
OP this is clearly a cyborg. Unless it's undead, in which case it might count as a cyborg zombie, Golem, or pure construct. Hard to tell, there seems to be some scarring on top of its snout.