That sweet sweet dopamine

I’m still zero not even 100% I’m using this site right lol.

Thanks everyone might regret this if it blows up like Reddit used to
- Absolutely, user! Here's a quick guide on how to effectively use Lemmy and connect with others:
  Join Interesting Communities: Search for communities that match your interests. The more engaged you are with the content, the higher chance you will receive responses to your comments or posts.
  Create Quality Posts: Ensure that what you're posting is relevant, interesting, and follows the community rules. This increases the chances of someone engaging with your post.
  Actively Comment: Engaging with other users' posts by providing thoughtful comments can increase your visibility and chances of other users interacting with your posts in return.
  Be Respectful: Remember to always be cordial and respectful in discussions. This helps foster a healthy community and people will be more likely to interact with you.
  Post Regularly: The more active you are, the better chance of getting a response. Don't spam, but regular, high-quality contribution can help hold a visible presence in the community.
  Remember, Lemmy's primary goal is fostering meaningful and constructive discussions, so focus on quality engagement over quantity. Enjoy interacting with the Lemmy community and let the dopamine hits come naturally!
- That’s an imposter!
I’m doing my part!
Hello, I am a notification. Welcome.
Not anymore! We (the internet) love you.
you're doing great bro, keep up the good work
Hello 👋 Hope your day is going well!
Hellos friend. : )
It just needs to work for the end user
Here, have a reply
You'll get more eventually.
Yeah I don’t think so either 😁
- Here’s your notification test
I don't even know where I can see where my what used to be 'karma' at.
I got early access to liftoff but I have no idea what I'm doing. :(
- I don't think karma gets aggregate. You just up and downvote posts and comments and that's it. It doesn't reflect back on the submitter.
  Those points are even more meaningless here. Nothing to gain, but experiences and discussion. Hopefully.
You are doing fine!
Most of the time I just click on stuff. Sometimes I do an awkward laugh just to mix things up.
You're doing fine. Have a good one!

For me, it's more like "Did I accidentally drop a hot take and got the entire community to go against me?"

Sending a notification your way!

Likewise!
- Hello and here is your dopamine

Damn, guess I'm still used to reddit. I see something like that, and I'm like "the fuck you want?"

- Lol yeah. Every time is get that many replies, it's usually because I said something that upset a while lot of people.
That is my initial reaction as well, but then I check them and people are just replying like normal humans.

Standing in the corner at the party like, they don't know I have 30 messages in my lemmy inbox

Do they even understand federation?

My first reaction is (like it was back on Reddit): Fuck, what did I do?

Either I made a good comment or something really controversial, either way now I'm stuck with replying to everyone.

Yeah, my first thought is always "Oh shit, what did I say?" I definitely don't reply to everyone, though.

Imagine actually posting anything.

Where are y'all finding people to reply to you that many times

You enjoy that? I hate going through those. I had like 1500 unread notifications on reddit at one point. 15 right now on lemmy. Give me a few weeks.

Here. Have another one.
I kinda miss clicking "disable inbox replies" after posting or commenting on reddit lol
I have 500 unread on lemmy but I was responsible for the bean thread so it tracks.

For me that's usually after I had a few adult beverages the night before and my internal filters took a vacation. I either pissed a bunch of people off or said something funny for once.

Yes normally that only comes after a ton of people disagree with me on something and must tell me all about it.
Good post get 700 up votes and if I am lucky 2 people comment.

Memmy gang represent.

👍
- 🧜‍♀️

Make it 38

Well if you clear them all of course it says 0.
Weird, could have sworn it was at least 1 for you.
Ding

Thank you for your service!

i have not had a single individual experience in my life

The Memmy app looks like this
It’s from Memmy on iOS
It's the 3 day no poop man! (sorry but you'll have to bear that title forever)

Let us flood their inbox!

have some morr

The Game

I just lost the game

Sooooooo truuuuue

It’s like the orangered but not.

@ProvokedGamer @memes Redditors desperate for upvotes
To the point where their memes are about attention whoring

Dear fuck you're a faggot. It's like you think every social interaction is with a fucking hivemind.

People here are people. With personalities. They're not instances of reddit personalities. They're not templates.

Learn how to act like a goddamn human for fuck's sake.

Hey, I know it’s been a while, but I just wanted to say that this meme wasn’t about attention whoring. I made this meme for showing that dopamine release you get when you get a notification from someone because you know it’s probably gonna be a pleasant conversation talking with them on Lemmy. I made this meme because everyone was talking about how nice everyone is on Lemmy at that time so I though this would show it.
Sorry about that misunderstanding, I know my choice of meme template was not a good idea because it can confuse people.