Funny @sh.itjust.works The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website 10mo ago

Cleatus now lives with you

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my gf has tiktok so i hear the same few annoying soundtracks about 374 times a day, mostly before bed.
- Oh no..
  
  Oh no...
  
  Are they still doing that one?
- My wife is Chinese, so I get three different audio layers mixed together to, I assume, fool the detection algorithms. One of them is the dialogue but it's sped up 200% because nobody ain't got time for that. It's a fucking audio nightmare.
  I'm getting her Airpods.
  
  You have a wife and yet you still complain?
- the same annoying wheezing laugh over and over
  
  The one stolen from the “look at the top of his head” dude?
- I I I could have my guchis on
- I'm feeling lonely 🎶🎶
- Tomato tiktoko
How do we teach people to start using headphones.
- How do you wear headphones while you're trying to sleep?
  
  (I assume the person is watching this in bed and sleeping during it)
  
  I need sound while I sleep, my wife doesn't. So I have a headband that has Bluetooth headphones in it specifically for sleeping. It's pretty comfortable and I get to snooze to whatever I want. Before that I had some low profile buds that I used, but the band is much more comfortable.
  
  Normally? Not sure what sort of headphones you're thinking of.
  
  I do it with a single earbud
  
  I'm a little late here, but I have to wear active noise cancelling headphones to bed since my upstairs neighbor is a troglodyte. A firm pillow with a hole in the middle has saved me - along with plenty of disinfectant spray.
  
  An earbud, something low profile and wireless works really well.
- I was actually really surprised my nvidia shield lets me pair up a Bluetooth device for audio i imagine its not a common feature
  
  I would be surprised if a device that plays media didn't support Bluetooth. I have a Bluetooth speaker hooked up to the firestick and use headphones with the Nvidia shield as well.
  
  I would be shocked that most devices don't. You can't get a wifi chip without Bluetooth these days, and it's a technology that is over 30 years old.
Does anyone know which game this is?
- Grand Theft Auto. It’s actually really good twitch content, I’d say some of the best if not the best content on twitch. Cornwood is a pretty funny character
  
  It's like soap operas of twitch. It's fun to watch, but dont go full psycho invested in it though.
  
  Thank you.
- Pretty sure it's GTA5 RP.
  
  Thank you.
Ironically it's the opposite here, my wife finds new twitch streamers to watch at night :p
- My wife has been watching twitch streamers for about a year and a half now. I just sent this screenshot to her because I know I've heard her mention Cleatus Cornwood while telling me about the nonsense they get up to
  
  GTA RP is great. It's like Tom Goes To The Mayor but 100% improv.
Im a big fan of Northernlion, so much that is basically the background sound of our house. During the pandemic my wife went to her family home for vacation and got stuck there for months when all air travel was shut down and she started to watch him just because his voice made her feel in hom.
Headphones?

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