Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne
Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne
Burial plots have been dubbed some of Australia’s most expensive real estate. Prices are soaring
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8 0 ReplyFor real. Cemeteries are such a waste of resources.
11 0 Replythere is no room for every body who is alive now
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When I’m dead, don’t bury me at all
Just pickle my bones in alcohol
An amphora of wine at my head and feet
And then I’m sure my bones will keep7 0 ReplyDonate your body to science!
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So now dying is more expensive?! What a crazy timeline
But really do you really want to be buried or stuck in a crypt for a few hundred years before we either dig up your bones for development or some natural disaster moves them anyway?
Burn me baby, feed me back in the recycler of Mother Earth without the stuffing around of being forgotten then recycled...
5 0 ReplyI like the idea of people using ashes for a tree.
4 0 ReplyThere's also the option of turning your remains into a diamond if you want ostentatiousness.
2 0 Replyhttps://www.kirchengemeinde-rummelsberg.de/friedhof/
They get buried in a biodegradable urn
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Burn me baby, feed me back in the recycler of Mother Earth
Even that's a waste of resources really. The planet doesn't need me as CO2. Just chuck me in a giant craypot and let me be crab food.
3 0 ReplyCompost me, let me be some tomatoes or something
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Dying is not more expensive, just the storage costs for your body if you want long-term accommodation.
3 0 ReplyBoomers be buying up investment graves
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