Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne
Crypt-flation: the rising costs of graves and mausoleums in Melbourne
Burial plots have been dubbed some of Australia’s most expensive real estate. Prices are soaring
For real. Cemeteries are such a waste of resources.
there is no room for every body who is alive now
When I’m dead, don’t bury me at all
Just pickle my bones in alcohol
An amphora of wine at my head and feet
And then I’m sure my bones will keepDonate your body to science!
So now dying is more expensive?! What a crazy timeline
But really do you really want to be buried or stuck in a crypt for a few hundred years before we either dig up your bones for development or some natural disaster moves them anyway?
Burn me baby, feed me back in the recycler of Mother Earth without the stuffing around of being forgotten then recycled...
I like the idea of people using ashes for a tree.
There's also the option of turning your remains into a diamond if you want ostentatiousness.
https://www.kirchengemeinde-rummelsberg.de/friedhof/
They get buried in a biodegradable urn
Burn me baby, feed me back in the recycler of Mother Earth
Even that's a waste of resources really. The planet doesn't need me as CO2. Just chuck me in a giant craypot and let me be crab food.
Compost me, let me be some tomatoes or something