A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.
Pineapple: am I a joke to you?
The only fruit that'll eat you back
Durian can get you in trouble with law enforcement in some parts of the world.
Shout out to elderberries which are cyanogenic and pawpaw fruit which contains a neurotoxin.
Meanwhile durian oozes into the room and onions suddenly wants to die of shame.
If durian was so scary, why is their meat delicious.
At a hotel I stayed in this summer
With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.
Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.
There's a vegetable called the black salsify, which has a number of nicknames in different languages alluding to how much of a mess it makes when you cut it.
Uh...chili peppers?
Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.
