64 0 ReplyUgh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
13 0 ReplyI was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!
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That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*
12 0 ReplyReturns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.
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61 0 ReplyWhen I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town
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57 0 ReplyThis one is accurate.
13 0 ReplyHas a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.
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56 0 ReplyI can live with that.
6 0 Reply🥃
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53 0 Reply10 0 ReplyI've never seen this, but it's hilarious.
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51 0 Reply46 0 ReplyIs that why she's so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?
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44 0 ReplyThe cart returns itself, of course.
11 0 ReplyMade of transparent aluminum, mind you
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43 0 Reply18 0 ReplyMe, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.
5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔
One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.
The next day: I should post a reply.
Now: We're in now now.
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Dude holy shit
6 0 ReplySorry who is that again
3 0 ReplyOne of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.
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39 0 ReplyPunctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet
16 0 ReplyClaims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort
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39 0 ReplyBest one here
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38 0 ReplyI can hear the harrumph of judgement.
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38 0 ReplyReturns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.
35 0 ReplyHarry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.
8 0 ReplyAw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.
#JusticeForHarry
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edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!
35 0 Reply34 0 ReplyThe only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.
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Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"
31 0 ReplyDam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.
Give us some time to watch it.
19 0 ReplySorry, my dude, I can't believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!
7 0 ReplyHoly shit. 1988? Man, I don't remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.
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The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Incorrect.”
Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.
Thank you so much for the note.
9 0 ReplyYeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that's the way to grow a community.
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31 0 ReplyHarry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts
11 0 ReplyYes...harry does...and no one else....
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30 0 ReplyMakes you look stupid for not returning yours
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28 0 Reply26 0 Reply25 0 ReplyI wish
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17 0 ReplyIn this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...
6 0 ReplyThe other cart:
bump
PUT IT BACK!
thump
STOP IT
jam
I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!
rattles crooked wheel
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16 0 ReplyOf course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.
13 0 ReplyReturns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.
12 0 ReplyLore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.
12 0 ReplyBarclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.
11 0 Replyfuck cars
8 0 Replysome people are just allergic to fun
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Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.
8 0 ReplyTamarians have always used curbside pickup and have no idea what a cart is.
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