BasedBeffJezos has this girlfriend from Canada, you wouldn't know her

I feel a little out of the loop on this one. Am I missing something?

Wait, is that not a Jeff Bezos parody account? The post reads like one.

Unless the "parody post" is referencing an actual rumor that the par-rumoured responded to?

Unless unless this is all theater and both base post and the response are but mere fabrications.

What are we, cosmicly? I'm out of the loop.

The "Ruthless" joke is one I remember from effing "Swallows and Amazons", the ancient British children's book, where one of the protagonists calls herself Nancy instead of her given name Ruth, because she's a pirate and pirates are ruthless.

Instead of aping Jeff Bezos he is aping other bald luminary Moby

what the hell is thermodynamics startup, are they putting microtransactions in new laws of physics or what

Wow.