Sophie's choice 70s edition

Assholes will get big dogs, abuse ignore and isolate them, then act surprised when they act unpredictably.

Breed specific legislation isn't the answer. The answer is for mandatory training courses predating dog ownership. All dog ownership too. Little dogs can be assholes too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_petitions_against_age_of_consent_laws

What about French philosophers named Princess?

I would trust the pitbull. Besides, they're not as bad as people make them out to be.

The pitbull, obviously.

That kid's getting fucked up either way.

It depends on who Princess's owner is. Lemmy's hate for Pitbulls is so fucking idiotic.

Pitbull owner: He IS a philosopher and a big ol sweetie

Pitbull is chewing on a person's arm.

I would definitely choose a french philosopher. I'm sure there are many french philosophers who would make good babysitters

Edit: You know there are more french philosophers out there then just old dead guys? There are many philosophers who are Frech still living today

Rene Descarte was a drunken fart "I drink therefore I am"

French philosopher are the founders of most of modern liberal movement in USA.... And woke culture... So...

Idgf if you call me a pedophile but they're right with their point that the AOC is too high. Having a multiple-stage system like many advanced countries do, like Germany, where it begins with 14, loosens up with 16 and fully at 18 is good. That's because it acknowledges the development of humans. Development is a process. Humans in reality are not a simplistic lifeform from a philosophical thought experiment, thinking that it should be illegal before one turns 18 and immediately legal a second thereafter is just nonsensical to me. It doesn't cut off like that, there's no such hard barrier or edge where it suddenly turns from morally bad to not morally bad.

At least the dog will just rip their body to shreds and not their soul.